IT IS ON.

NO MORE RESTRAINT. I AM NOT CONSERVATIVE. I AM HARDLY A "PROFESSIONAL". To some critic's dismay, yes, I am a SPAZ BANANA, LIVING IN A CYCLONE OF HYPER. EMBRACE.

I HAVE WATCHED A YEAR'S WORTH OF RANDOM TENDER BULLSHIT BE TRICKLED OUT OF COMICS. The kind of pretentious shit that gets all the smarmy awardz and play on gay comic publications n shit. Sharknife Vol. 2: Double Z is going to BACKFLIP GAINER-DROPKICK THAT SHIT INTO DUSTZ. Mark my words. Fucking TEN people may read it, and 30 people may not UNDERSTAND IT-- but I don't care-- It's going to be the best shit ever for those clever and industrious enough to seek and appreciate. I don't know what will happen, but I guarantee some GOD DAMN ATYPICAL SHIT THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN IN COMICS. FUCK YOU, NORMAL COMICS. FUCK YOU HARD, FOR FUCKING LIFE. I am not here to hop on this wagon, I will not BLOG about that shit, I am going to FIST FUCK YOU, ETERNALLY.

THE BEAST WITHIN ME.... IS BEING UNCHAINED. To all those who roll their eyes at my unstable blast explosionz-- I will gladly sock you in the face with my PUZZLING COMICS CONCOCTIONZ and not worry about it when I roll into dreamland.

LOVE, REY.